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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 09:45

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What is the most sentimental item you inherited from someone dear to you and what does it mean to you?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.